One CaLL

*phone rings* Jenn: Hello? Operator: hello. Jenn: Um? Hello? Operator: hello jenn. Jenn: Who is this? How do you know my name? Operator: hello jenn. how are you? Jenn: I’ll ask again, who is this? Operator: jenn, don’t worry. i don’t bite. What are you wearing? Jenn: Okay, I’m about to hang up. Don’t call…

Graveyard Shift

When entering a graveyard, the atmosphere changes. Air gets cooler, scenery gets darker, your emotions get deeper. You’ll feel like you don’t belong (obviously) but when you’re there, you can’t help but to stand still. Would it feel like death is watching you? Every tombstone you see, has a spirit. You’ll be watched. Oh yes…

Mortician

Hello, I’m the Mortician. Death. I see it everyday. I see bodies everyday. Dropping like flies. Death is a specialty that I’ve adapted. Now I’m not the Grim Reaper whatsoever, I’m the motherf*****g Mortician. What makes me so fascinated with death? When someone dies, they go wherever the afterlife is. I however can only see…